u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
i out mim tonsoeep
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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