there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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