So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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