just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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