My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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