Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
You ate ashes out of my bong
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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