don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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