Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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