I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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