What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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