Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My liver just broke up with me...
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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