is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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