I'm drive I can fine osifer
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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