I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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