If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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