Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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