Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Fuck appropriateness.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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