PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
i think i just lost a toe
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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