I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I've blown a few things in my day
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
