he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
She announced her abortion via fbk
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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