You smell like a Billy Joel song
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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