I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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