After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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