Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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