I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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