I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
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