I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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