Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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