Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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