They should really pass out barf bags in church
Do vagina's smell?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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