Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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