your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
