what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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