"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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