So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
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