maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Randomize
