how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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