I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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