And the cops told us we were all naked.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
