I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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