This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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