At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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