i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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