There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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