Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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