I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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