i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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