need another drink. this is the easiest way
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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