Girls should come with a carfax report
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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