I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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