So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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