I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Randomize
