I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
you have to choose: penises or morals?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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