Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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